why you better give me an A

Dear Mr. Romero,
This is a letter about my grades letting you know that if my grade is lower than an A you will be hearing from me, my mom, Licorice, and if worse comes to worse My sister. She is not afraid to yell at any one trust me she may look cute but she's tough. I will get my whole family speak on my side if necessary. I care about my grades dearly and work hard as you can see. If you complain about my backpack and how heavy as it is wait until you fail me and I have more in my bag trying to catch up on the work so I can get a better grade.
Reason one class and homeroom wouldn’t be the same In the morning. We have intriguing conversations. We talk about what’s happened during the week or things were excited about happening in the near future. You care enough to ask if I’m having a good day or not. I can comfortably talk about Webkinz and Club penguin with you. Most of my friends don’t go on these sites.
Reason two I am great on the newspaper. I wrote three pieces just for the first issue and those were great articles. (DON’T SAY CRANK IT C.H.S!!!! Or else. can you imagine the newspaper with out my articles in the newspaper. you can’t can you. It’s just obviously would not be the same. If I fail I would not be at the meetings I would be home working on catching up.

The Third reason is what happens after my parents read the single letter grade: punishment. My parents would probably ground me and there are three ways to do so, no dessert, no T.V, no or any electronics including going on Webkinz; or all of the above all at the same time. Hopefully I can use my computer for school work. If there’s no Webkinz Licorice and Kiwi will get sick. If that were not bad enough I’d feel awful about the grade and punish my self.

In conclusion, there are many reasons you shouldn’t even consider putting any thing bad on my report card. I will have to catch up and it will change my life style. I really don’ t want to go to Saturday school. You said that is requirement of any one who fails your class.